{Verse 1}
Well, I been spending all my money on weed n' pills
Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills
But it ain't came yet so guess I'll have to rob a bank
I guess it could be worse, it ain't that bad
At least I ain't sitting in ol' Baghdad
In the middle of a hot damn desert sitting in a tank
{Verse 2}
Well every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned
I'm so broke I can't pay attention
Lord how it tears me up to see her cry
Oh I been spending all my nights on the internet
Looking for a clue but ain't found one yet
Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, & other stuff I can't buy
{Chorus}
Well now Lord if you can hear me
Won't you throw a damn dog a bonе
'Cause if the Devil shows up with a bеtter deal
This old soul's a-going down
Oh I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad
And all the people in the crowd say, "he ain't half bad"
Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain
If you want it you can have the crown
{Verse 3}
Well I been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log
Watching Andy and ol' Boss Hog
I guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job
Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line
I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time
Like figuring out which one of these banks I'm a-gonna go rob
{Verse 4}
Well the name of the game is hurry up and wait
But that ain't putting no food on my plate
Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco
So Lord if I could just get me a record deal
I might not have to worry about my next meal
But I'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with Bronco
{Chorus}
Well now Lord if you can hear me
Won't you throw a damn dog a bone
Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal
This old soul's a-going down
Oh I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad
And all the people in the crowd say, "he ain't half bad"
Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain
If you want it you can have the crown
{Outro}
Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain
If you want it you can have the crown