{Verse 1} Well, I been spending all my money on weed n' pills Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills But it ain't came yet so guess I'll have to rob a bank I guess it could be worse, it ain't that bad At least I ain't sitting in ol' Baghdad In the middle of a hot damn desert sitting in a tank {Verse 2} Well every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned I'm so broke I can't pay attention Lord how it tears me up to see her cry Oh I been spending all my nights on the internet Looking for a clue but ain't found one yet Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, & other stuff I can't buy {Chorus} Well now Lord if you can hear me Won't you throw a damn dog a bonе 'Cause if the Devil shows up with a bеtter deal This old soul's a-going down Oh I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad And all the people in the crowd say, "he ain't half bad" Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain If you want it you can have the crown {Verse 3} Well I been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log Watching Andy and ol' Boss Hog I guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time Like figuring out which one of these banks I'm a-gonna go rob {Verse 4} Well the name of the game is hurry up and wait But that ain't putting no food on my plate Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco So Lord if I could just get me a record deal I might not have to worry about my next meal But I'll still be trying to figure out what the hell rhymes with Bronco {Chorus} Well now Lord if you can hear me Won't you throw a damn dog a bone Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal This old soul's a-going down Oh I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad And all the people in the crowd say, "he ain't half bad" Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain If you want it you can have the crown {Outro} Well they call me King Turd up here on sh*t Mountain If you want it you can have the crown