so much love, so little time
today, kids like me are a dime a dozen
it's like crushin' on your second cousin
it's not fair
life's so unfair
f**! i'm in a s**ual pickle
oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
f**! this is so ridiculous
spontaneously combust
like a crowded chinatown bus
and i'm outta here
oh, i'm so outta here
love triangles, love quadrangles
a drag queen with her legs so tangled
a drag king with his newfangled s**uality
what will he do to me?
what will she do with me?
f**! i'm in a s**ual pickle
oh why is fate so fierce and fickle
f**! this is so ridiculous
spontaneously combust
like a crowded chinatown bus
and i'm outta here
oh, i'm so outta here
and ** is taking my body
** ** (muffled by next line overdub)
oh i'm so outta here