Pony Pants - Sexual Pickle lyrics

so much love, so little time today, kids like me are a dime a dozen it's like crushin' on your second cousin it's not fair life's so unfair f**! i'm in a s**ual pickle oh why is fate so fierce and fickle f**! this is so ridiculous spontaneously combust like a crowded chinatown bus and i'm outta here oh, i'm so outta here love triangles, love quadrangles a drag queen with her legs so tangled a drag king with his newfangled s**uality what will he do to me? what will she do with me? f**! i'm in a s**ual pickle oh why is fate so fierce and fickle f**! this is so ridiculous spontaneously combust like a crowded chinatown bus and i'm outta here oh, i'm so outta here and ** is taking my body ** ** (muffled by next line overdub) oh i'm so outta here