{Verse}
When I woke up this morning
I was not surprised to see
My dog's eyes shining bright red
He was about to lunge at me
{Chorus}
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
{Verse}
I don't know what caused it
Him giving me the evil eye
One more bark and he's had it
No more room for him to lie
{Chorus}
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
{Verse}
When I woke up this morning
I was surprised to see
My dog chewed my nose off
Because of his insanity
{Chorus}
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?
Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?