{Verse} When I woke up this morning I was not surprised to see My dog's eyes shining bright red He was about to lunge at me {Chorus} Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? {Verse} I don't know what caused it Him giving me the evil eye One more bark and he's had it No more room for him to lie {Chorus} Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? {Verse} When I woke up this morning I was surprised to see My dog chewed my nose off Because of his insanity {Chorus} Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy? Wouldn't it be scary to have a dog gone crazy?