One step, two steps,
Counting tiles on the floor
Three steps, four steps,
Guess this means that I'm a who*e
Uh-oh, hell no
How long 'til I reach the door?
f** me, my feet are sore
I'm wearin' last night's dress
And I look like a hot-a** mess
Although my hair looks good
'Cause I haven't slept yet
Make the elevator
Come a little faster
I'm pushin' all the bu*tons
But nothing's happenin'
Please, God, don't let
Anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do
Anything you ask of me
I promise no more
Walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Last night's bubblegum
No more bubbles, no more yum
Where'd I get the wristband?
Tell me there's no trampstamp
One, two, three, shoot
No, I know this sh** ain't cute
But damn the man, it sure is fun
Party 'til the sun wakes up
Okay, now raise two hands
If you've ever been guilty
And clap, clap, clap, clap it out
If you've walked with me
Make the elevator
Come a little faster
I'm pushi' all the bu*tons
But nothing's happenin'
Please, God, don't let
Anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do
Anything you ask of me
I promise no more
Walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
I shouldn't have let
Them take my keys, take my keys
They left me here, with too much beer
My friends, they hung me out to dry
It's not my fault and that's why
I'm doin' the walk of shame
Make the elevator
Come a little faster
I'm pushin' all the bu*tons
But nothing's happenin'
Please, God, don't let
Anybody see me
Please, God, I'll do
Anything you ask of me
I promise no more
Walks of shame
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
So walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)
Walk this way
(We're walking, we're walking)