One step, two steps, Counting tiles on the floor Three steps, four steps, Guess this means that I'm a who*e Uh-oh, hell no How long 'til I reach the door? f** me, my feet are sore I'm wearin' last night's dress And I look like a hot-a** mess Although my hair looks good 'Cause I haven't slept yet Make the elevator Come a little faster I'm pushin' all the bu*tons But nothing's happenin' Please, God, don't let Anybody see me Please, God, I'll do Anything you ask of me I promise no more Walks of shame So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Last night's bubblegum No more bubbles, no more yum Where'd I get the wristband? Tell me there's no trampstamp One, two, three, shoot No, I know this sh** ain't cute But damn the man, it sure is fun Party 'til the sun wakes up Okay, now raise two hands If you've ever been guilty And clap, clap, clap, clap it out If you've walked with me Make the elevator Come a little faster I'm pushi' all the bu*tons But nothing's happenin' Please, God, don't let Anybody see me Please, God, I'll do Anything you ask of me I promise no more Walks of shame So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) I shouldn't have let Them take my keys, take my keys They left me here, with too much beer My friends, they hung me out to dry It's not my fault and that's why I'm doin' the walk of shame Make the elevator Come a little faster I'm pushin' all the bu*tons But nothing's happenin' Please, God, don't let Anybody see me Please, God, I'll do Anything you ask of me I promise no more Walks of shame So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) So walk this way (We're walking, we're walking) Walk this way (We're walking, we're walking)