Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
Plymouth Rock would land on them
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now, Lord knows
Anything goes
Good authors too who once knew better words
Will now only use four letter words
Writing prose, anything goes
If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why, nobody will oppose!
When every night
The set that's smart
Is intruding in nudist parties in studios
Then anything goes
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And day's night today
And that gent today
You gave sent today
One had several chateaus
Folks who still can't ride in __
Find out ____ like baby clothes
Then anything goes