Paul Whiteman & His Orchestra - Anything Goes lyrics

Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, Lord knows Anything goes Good authors too who once knew better words Will now only use four letter words Writing prose, anything goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If old hymns you like If bare limbs you like If Mae West you like Or me undressed you like Why, nobody will oppose! When every night The set that's smart Is intruding in nudist parties in studios Then anything goes The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today And that gent today You gave sent today One had several chateaus Folks who still can't ride in __ Find out ____ like baby clothes Then anything goes