[Intro]
Hi kids!
(Hello, Uncle OMWP!)
How are all my buddies doing today?
(Great, Uncle OMWP!)
Would you lads like to hear a story?
(Yes, Uncle OMWP!)
[OMWP]
Lemme tell ya'll kids bout this fellow who caused a lot of violence
This fellow twas a phag that could not be silenced
All he would do is b**h and start battles
Maybe it was because he has a tiny love handle
Maybe it was because he has no backbone
He's a dick head and I'm bout to go into rap mode
I'll bust 9 f**in' caps in his a** crack
Then grunt with my raspy voice and grasp him up
Tell him to shut the f** up, and ask why he's crying
"I'm sorry OMWP" b**h stop lying
You asked for this and now you have it
Did it come out the way you imagined?
f** no, hit you with those low blows til your throat close
Sayin' I'm a phony you're lyin' to yourself
I run the f**ing streets like santa and his little elves
2nd time you're ethered, put your notepad back on the shelf