OMWP - f** James301 Pt. 2 (Storytime) lyrics

[Intro] Hi kids! (Hello, Uncle OMWP!) How are all my buddies doing today? (Great, Uncle OMWP!) Would you lads like to hear a story? (Yes, Uncle OMWP!) [OMWP] Lemme tell ya'll kids bout this fellow who caused a lot of violence This fellow twas a phag that could not be silenced All he would do is b**h and start battles Maybe it was because he has a tiny love handle Maybe it was because he has no backbone He's a dick head and I'm bout to go into rap mode I'll bust 9 f**in' caps in his a** crack Then grunt with my raspy voice and grasp him up Tell him to shut the f** up, and ask why he's crying "I'm sorry OMWP" b**h stop lying You asked for this and now you have it Did it come out the way you imagined? f** no, hit you with those low blows til your throat close Sayin' I'm a phony you're lyin' to yourself I run the f**ing streets like santa and his little elves 2nd time you're ethered, put your notepad back on the shelf