I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally
Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally
King of All Media, whip my dick out and piss on you
Wicked when I kick it
Look me up on Wikipedia
Chorus x2
My weiner's got an itch for a snobby b**h
Something only an Angelina bl**job can fix
She got the lips made for slobbing dicks
Brad Pitt got it made
Make her eat sh** off a plate
Then chop her clit off and earn some Bobbitt sh**
Titallating Kate Middleton
Rumor is she got a tumor make her gimmie brains
For a little Ritalin
It's terribly vital
to stab a pool stick up Paula Abdul's culo like Abner
I'm America's Idol
f** Michael and his pedophile girl behavior
Conrad Murray did every child in the world a favor
If he was living he'd be taking Justin Bieber's nookie
Stacy Kiebler's p**y
Taste like Kiebler's Cookies
She's Italian but I'll put some Hebrew in Snookie
Sookie Sookie now when I dookie
Gibson should play a Holocaust victim slaughtered
He hates j**s
I'll put my Jewish dick in your daughter.
Chorus x2
Kim Kardashian's a relationship car crash
I'd like to f** her gargantuan a**
Bite it like a tarantaula
Smack it with a spatula
Stick a gun in let the gat go blast
and dispose of it like yard trash
Kristin Stewart I insist that we do it
Fist you with a pistol
Make you chew it then drink piss fluid
Tweaked on Adderalls
Make her choke on fat balls
Poke a hole in Nicole from the p**ycat Dolls
Whitney went beserk on a packed flight
She lost it
Cuz she can't find a crack pipe
She lost it
Free Hinkley and Manson
Let them out the damn cage
I wanna see both of these guys go on a rampage.
Michelle Obama gives head like Belladonna
She looks like a female gazelle cross-bred with Michael's llama
Megan Fox is begging for co*ks
Ill get her pregnant spread her legs and hatch the eggs in a box
Chorus x2
The King of Howard Stern