I'm like Howard Stern, devour you verbally Like a powerful attorney leave a coward burn internally King of All Media, whip my dick out and piss on you Wicked when I kick it Look me up on Wikipedia Chorus x2 My weiner's got an itch for a snobby b**h Something only an Angelina bl**job can fix She got the lips made for slobbing dicks Brad Pitt got it made Make her eat sh** off a plate Then chop her clit off and earn some Bobbitt sh** Titallating Kate Middleton Rumor is she got a tumor make her gimmie brains For a little Ritalin It's terribly vital to stab a pool stick up Paula Abdul's culo like Abner I'm America's Idol f** Michael and his pedophile girl behavior Conrad Murray did every child in the world a favor If he was living he'd be taking Justin Bieber's nookie Stacy Kiebler's p**y Taste like Kiebler's Cookies She's Italian but I'll put some Hebrew in Snookie Sookie Sookie now when I dookie Gibson should play a Holocaust victim slaughtered He hates j**s I'll put my Jewish dick in your daughter. Chorus x2 Kim Kardashian's a relationship car crash I'd like to f** her gargantuan a** Bite it like a tarantaula Smack it with a spatula Stick a gun in let the gat go blast and dispose of it like yard trash Kristin Stewart I insist that we do it Fist you with a pistol Make you chew it then drink piss fluid Tweaked on Adderalls Make her choke on fat balls Poke a hole in Nicole from the p**ycat Dolls Whitney went beserk on a packed flight She lost it Cuz she can't find a crack pipe She lost it Free Hinkley and Manson Let them out the damn cage I wanna see both of these guys go on a rampage. Michelle Obama gives head like Belladonna She looks like a female gazelle cross-bred with Michael's llama Megan Fox is begging for co*ks Ill get her pregnant spread her legs and hatch the eggs in a box Chorus x2 The King of Howard Stern