I have a wolfman
She says I'm her only one
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman
Try to ignore it but I don't think that I can
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman
She's growin' hair in places I can't understand
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow
Went for a walk just after dark
Off the trail down by the park
The moon was bright and the wolfsbane was in blooooooooom
Now the vet says she might have rabies
Oh god, what if she wants a baby?
Sometimes I don't know what to doooooooooo, 'cause
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman
Tried to accept it but I don't think that I can
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman
She's growin' hair in places I can't understand
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow
I catch her lookin' at other guys
But when she gives me those puppy dog eyes
I just give up without a fiiiiiiight
She's sproutin' fangs and claws
It's against natures laws
The way I'm lovin' her toniiiiiiiiiight
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman
She snarls tenderly and says she won't eat my friends
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooooow
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman
I never thought I'd have a feral girlfriend
My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooooow