I have a wolfman She says I'm her only one My baby's turnin' into a wolfman Try to ignore it but I don't think that I can My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow My baby's turnin' into a wolfman She's growin' hair in places I can't understand My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow Went for a walk just after dark Off the trail down by the park The moon was bright and the wolfsbane was in blooooooooom Now the vet says she might have rabies Oh god, what if she wants a baby? Sometimes I don't know what to doooooooooo, 'cause My baby's turnin' into a wolfman Tried to accept it but I don't think that I can My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow My baby's turnin' into a wolfman She's growin' hair in places I can't understand My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooow I catch her lookin' at other guys But when she gives me those puppy dog eyes I just give up without a fiiiiiiight She's sproutin' fangs and claws It's against natures laws The way I'm lovin' her toniiiiiiiiiight My baby's turnin' into a wolfman She snarls tenderly and says she won't eat my friends My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooooow My baby's turnin' into a wolfman I never thought I'd have a feral girlfriend My baby's turnin' into a wolfman nooooooooow