[Verse 1]
Mister who? Mr. Hooves
I'm back b**h and this album number two
Get ready for your head to go kaboom
Cuz all these rhymes I spit could sometimes be true
Like when I encountered a wizard in the woods
He said follow me in my shack for good
I followed him and it was a huge mistake
Cuz as soon I stepped in
I got [raped]
He kept going so I had to retaliate
And before you know it, both of his hands were chained
So I chopped off his dick and put it in his mouth
Then he had to swallow it, so he could sh** it out
I'm a wacky and crazy stooge
If you don't know me, I'm Mr. Hooves
Sometimes CDL but that's the soft me
I'd rather you make you laugh and be funny
Y'all don't know me
[Hook]
Nah, they don't know me
Nah, they don't know me
Nah, they don't know me
But they can blow me
[Verse 2]
If you didn't get it, I'm back b**h
I couldn't quit this sh**
It just made my back itch
Now, I don't know who fried the snitch
But that motherf**er better be put in a ditch
Goddamn
Maybe if someone was smart
And not a retard
It wouldn't have been spread so quit across the schoolyard
I'm on the good guys team
But I guess they're bad
Because it can't be a roast if you raise a kid without a dad
Maybe you'll drop out before you grad- uate
But sh**, no hate
Unprotected s** is cool when you got a child on the way
Just keep goin till your nipples lactate
Yeah, now y'all don't know me
No need to be fake
But this sh** just a race
Cuz..
[Hook]
[verse 3]
I like to talk about [rape] and make fun of people
Now that would be chill if everyone was equal
Just make everybody like me!
Conor Logan with the middle initial D
I'm a walking drivers license, CDL
Except I ain't commercial, I'm a film
I'm a f**ing story board on legs
A fish came out the water, and now he's dead
These are the thoughts that flow through my head
Because two showers a day don't work
Ideas are constantly spillin out
Uh, those f**ers just stained my shirt
Now I gotta clean it but
I'm too explicit
Maybe if I had to pa** up the biscuit
But my Glock already has a clip in it
So I guess I'm gonna shoot all you b**hes!
[Hook x2]