Mr. Hooves - They Don't Know Me lyrics

[Verse 1] Mister who? Mr. Hooves I'm back b**h and this album number two Get ready for your head to go kaboom Cuz all these rhymes I spit could sometimes be true Like when I encountered a wizard in the woods He said follow me in my shack for good I followed him and it was a huge mistake Cuz as soon I stepped in I got [raped] He kept going so I had to retaliate And before you know it, both of his hands were chained So I chopped off his dick and put it in his mouth Then he had to swallow it, so he could sh** it out I'm a wacky and crazy stooge If you don't know me, I'm Mr. Hooves Sometimes CDL but that's the soft me I'd rather you make you laugh and be funny Y'all don't know me [Hook] Nah, they don't know me Nah, they don't know me Nah, they don't know me But they can blow me [Verse 2] If you didn't get it, I'm back b**h I couldn't quit this sh** It just made my back itch Now, I don't know who fried the snitch But that motherf**er better be put in a ditch Goddamn Maybe if someone was smart And not a retard It wouldn't have been spread so quit across the schoolyard I'm on the good guys team But I guess they're bad Because it can't be a roast if you raise a kid without a dad Maybe you'll drop out before you grad- uate But sh**, no hate Unprotected s** is cool when you got a child on the way Just keep goin till your nipples lactate Yeah, now y'all don't know me No need to be fake But this sh** just a race Cuz.. [Hook] [verse 3] I like to talk about [rape] and make fun of people Now that would be chill if everyone was equal Just make everybody like me! Conor Logan with the middle initial D I'm a walking drivers license, CDL Except I ain't commercial, I'm a film I'm a f**ing story board on legs A fish came out the water, and now he's dead These are the thoughts that flow through my head Because two showers a day don't work Ideas are constantly spillin out Uh, those f**ers just stained my shirt Now I gotta clean it but I'm too explicit Maybe if I had to pa** up the biscuit But my Glock already has a clip in it So I guess I'm gonna shoot all you b**hes! [Hook x2]