[Verse 1: Ricketts]
First cla** to Hades
Stewardess take the flight's attendance
Bring me back to the schoolyard baby
Maybe I can get detention
She got inflatable life breasts
But I ain't interested
Fit her bu*t in the bathroom sink
Free nuts in coach, peasants
But be my woman woman
Serve them eggs in the co*kpit
Smokin' even though she shouldn't
Mile high club, red rocket
Take me to the exit row
Let me see that seat back up
Before we land I could use a hand
Help me get my baggage packed up
[Verse 2: Montgomery and Ricketts]
Be my woman girl
I'll be your girlfriend
It ain't impossible
Just lots of scissoring
Yeah, and I can see she checkin out my jeans
What a phenotype fiend
I'm darwin, galapagos breed
Experimenting with the birds and the bees
How many f**s would i give about a wood chuck?
Kickin' up bluebloods and poppin my hood up
I got a nibble on line that I put up
So maybe with a couple fishnets we could hook up
[Bridge: Airplane Skit]
I would like to remind all pa**engers
That the lavatory is for bathroom use only
And there's no smoking on this aircraft
Put that sh** out right now
[Verse 3: Ricketts and Montgomery]
All i want is cereal
And a girl with an a** that's a miracle
Her milkshake makes me delirious
Frosted Flakes, are you serious?
Are you serious?
It's ok, I got some extra toothpaste for ya
Cavity search i'm your TSA
Security closet euphoria
Getting brain on d** like a PSA
Over the pants OTPHJ
I'm just a man and his DNA
Packin' heat with my jammed AK
And I'm on fire, NBA
(Nothin' but hair nets)
Yeah I'm a hero
(Mortal kombat)
And you can call me Sub Zero
(Street fighter jets get wet off my swisher)
Uppercut, finish her