[Verse 1: Ricketts] First cla** to Hades Stewardess take the flight's attendance Bring me back to the schoolyard baby Maybe I can get detention She got inflatable life breasts But I ain't interested Fit her bu*t in the bathroom sink Free nuts in coach, peasants But be my woman woman Serve them eggs in the co*kpit Smokin' even though she shouldn't Mile high club, red rocket Take me to the exit row Let me see that seat back up Before we land I could use a hand Help me get my baggage packed up [Verse 2: Montgomery and Ricketts] Be my woman girl I'll be your girlfriend It ain't impossible Just lots of scissoring Yeah, and I can see she checkin out my jeans What a phenotype fiend I'm darwin, galapagos breed Experimenting with the birds and the bees How many f**s would i give about a wood chuck? Kickin' up bluebloods and poppin my hood up I got a nibble on line that I put up So maybe with a couple fishnets we could hook up [Bridge: Airplane Skit] I would like to remind all pa**engers That the lavatory is for bathroom use only And there's no smoking on this aircraft Put that sh** out right now [Verse 3: Ricketts and Montgomery] All i want is cereal And a girl with an a** that's a miracle Her milkshake makes me delirious Frosted Flakes, are you serious? Are you serious? It's ok, I got some extra toothpaste for ya Cavity search i'm your TSA Security closet euphoria Getting brain on d** like a PSA Over the pants OTPHJ I'm just a man and his DNA Packin' heat with my jammed AK And I'm on fire, NBA (Nothin' but hair nets) Yeah I'm a hero (Mortal kombat) And you can call me Sub Zero (Street fighter jets get wet off my swisher) Uppercut, finish her