I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight
He said he wasn't doing alright
He said he didn't feel so fine, fine, fine
Said he's 'bout, 'bout,' bout to lose his mind
I saw mama humpin' Santa Claus
She said it was because of menopause
That's why she had to have Rudolph too
You know my mama mama loves this too
I'm in love with a lady wrestler
You know them sneaky women do it better
She got me in a figure-four face lock
I said baby, just don't stop
I touched myself late last night
Lyin' in bed next to my wife
She got up, she got up, she got up, she started to run
I said, "Look out baby, here I go"
I'm comin' baby
I'm comin' home
Yeah
I saw Allah at an Arby's
I saw Buddha at a Burger King
I saw Moses at McDonald's
I saw Mohammed at McDonald's
I saw Mother Mary at Roberto's in El Cajon
She just got back from the Twilight Zone
I saw Confucius at a Kentucky Fried Chicken
He said, "Mojo Nixon, it's a-finger lickin'"
Cruisin' out past the Interstates
Out past the fire roads
Back behind the dynamo
Out past Route One-four-oh
Underneath the water tower
With a thousand watts of power
I got my radio on
I got my radio on
Yeah, I got John Lee Hooker on the college radio station out there, man
And I'm sitting in my '67 Ford Fairlane station wagon
I'm sittin' out there, man, drinkin' a warm Schafer beer
Me and my number-one girl, and we got our pants at our knees
Ain't we ain't got no disease
We got our hands on the radio
We got John Lee Hooker on the radio
We got the warm Schafer beer
We feel the power of the hour
She whispers in my ear, she whispers in my ear, she says,
"Mojo, how's your tallywhacker"
I said, "Baby"
I said, "Baby"
My tallywhacker is fine, baby, but there's one place I wanna go
There's one place I gotta be
There's one thing that's gonna help me, honey
One thing that's gonna set me free
One thing that's gonna make me feel oh so fine
She said, "Mojie, you wanna go"
I said "Take me, take me, take me, take me"
Take me down by the power lines
Take me down by the power lines
I'm goin' down, down, down by the power lines, yeah
I'm goin' down by the power lines, yeah
I'm goin' down by the power lines
I going I'm down, down, down, down, down by the power lines, by the power
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down, I'm goin'
Down, by the power, by the power lines
Feel the power
C'mon Skid
Yeah yeah yeah
I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight, whoa!
Yeah!
Great googly-moogly!