Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper - Jesus at Mcdonald's lyrics

I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight He said he wasn't doing alright He said he didn't feel so fine, fine, fine Said he's 'bout, 'bout,' bout to lose his mind I saw mama humpin' Santa Claus She said it was because of menopause That's why she had to have Rudolph too You know my mama mama loves this too I'm in love with a lady wrestler You know them sneaky women do it better She got me in a figure-four face lock I said baby, just don't stop I touched myself late last night Lyin' in bed next to my wife She got up, she got up, she got up, she started to run I said, "Look out baby, here I go" I'm comin' baby I'm comin' home Yeah I saw Allah at an Arby's I saw Buddha at a Burger King I saw Moses at McDonald's I saw Mohammed at McDonald's I saw Mother Mary at Roberto's in El Cajon She just got back from the Twilight Zone I saw Confucius at a Kentucky Fried Chicken He said, "Mojo Nixon, it's a-finger lickin'" Cruisin' out past the Interstates Out past the fire roads Back behind the dynamo Out past Route One-four-oh Underneath the water tower With a thousand watts of power I got my radio on I got my radio on Yeah, I got John Lee Hooker on the college radio station out there, man And I'm sitting in my '67 Ford Fairlane station wagon I'm sittin' out there, man, drinkin' a warm Schafer beer Me and my number-one girl, and we got our pants at our knees Ain't we ain't got no disease We got our hands on the radio We got John Lee Hooker on the radio We got the warm Schafer beer We feel the power of the hour She whispers in my ear, she whispers in my ear, she says, "Mojo, how's your tallywhacker" I said, "Baby" I said, "Baby" My tallywhacker is fine, baby, but there's one place I wanna go There's one place I gotta be There's one thing that's gonna help me, honey One thing that's gonna set me free One thing that's gonna make me feel oh so fine She said, "Mojie, you wanna go" I said "Take me, take me, take me, take me" Take me down by the power lines Take me down by the power lines I'm goin' down, down, down by the power lines, yeah I'm goin' down by the power lines, yeah I'm goin' down by the power lines I going I'm down, down, down, down, down by the power lines, by the power I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down, I'm goin' Down, by the power, by the power lines Feel the power C'mon Skid Yeah yeah yeah I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight, whoa! Yeah! Great googly-moogly!