[Verse 1: Mitchmatic]
Hey, eh-yo what's up honey baby?
I'ma tell you some reasons why you wanna date me
First, I can take you anywhere you work, and we can get a discount from every single clerk
Not to mention the benefits and perks - and if you('ve) got a pension, a wedding in a church
Well we could wait but if worst comes to worst, a year from Monday's our first annivers'
*It shows he has thought about price range*
Well, well, well yeah of course, we settled it before - ignore social stigma she'll get the door
But I've still got my dignity, until she admits she really isn't into me
At which point, I begin to see it's simply a little song she needs like...
[Hook]
Babe, don't you know that when you run away it drives me crazy?
Why Don't You Know? (X2)
Cause darlin', you're my summer evening beautiful melody
Why Don't You Know? (X2)
[Verse 2: Mitchmatic]
Hey, you, how could you be so careless?
All I wanted to do was meet your parents
But, you had to release that document stopping me from hanging-out on your terrace
It's cool, I don't NEED to be there, it's just I'll be honest I'm awfully embarra**ed
I long for lawfully wedded but confidence is dropping steady each time your phone number varies
*It's doing the girl no favour to leave it entirely up to her*
Oh really? Well, maybe I should drop by her place then, the mail-boy told me where she moved to when I paid him
*that would be fun*
Aw yeah, it's out in Lake-Bend, gee thanks mister I'll make like the wind
I'll bet she's waiting in the den, so maybe I should let myself in
[Hook]
Babe, can't you see me sitting on your front porch waiting for you?
Why Don't You Know? (X2)
Cause darlin', I just want you to know how I feel about you
Why Don't You Know? (X2)
HEY!
Can't you see me through the window? They're arresting me
Why Don't You Know? (X2)
Cause darlin' I would like you so much more if you loved me back
Why Don't You Know? (X2)