[Verse 1: Mitchmatic] Hey, eh-yo what's up honey baby? I'ma tell you some reasons why you wanna date me First, I can take you anywhere you work, and we can get a discount from every single clerk Not to mention the benefits and perks - and if you('ve) got a pension, a wedding in a church Well we could wait but if worst comes to worst, a year from Monday's our first annivers' *It shows he has thought about price range* Well, well, well yeah of course, we settled it before - ignore social stigma she'll get the door But I've still got my dignity, until she admits she really isn't into me At which point, I begin to see it's simply a little song she needs like... [Hook] Babe, don't you know that when you run away it drives me crazy? Why Don't You Know? (X2) Cause darlin', you're my summer evening beautiful melody Why Don't You Know? (X2) [Verse 2: Mitchmatic] Hey, you, how could you be so careless? All I wanted to do was meet your parents But, you had to release that document stopping me from hanging-out on your terrace It's cool, I don't NEED to be there, it's just I'll be honest I'm awfully embarra**ed I long for lawfully wedded but confidence is dropping steady each time your phone number varies *It's doing the girl no favour to leave it entirely up to her* Oh really? Well, maybe I should drop by her place then, the mail-boy told me where she moved to when I paid him *that would be fun* Aw yeah, it's out in Lake-Bend, gee thanks mister I'll make like the wind I'll bet she's waiting in the den, so maybe I should let myself in [Hook] Babe, can't you see me sitting on your front porch waiting for you? Why Don't You Know? (X2) Cause darlin', I just want you to know how I feel about you Why Don't You Know? (X2) HEY! Can't you see me through the window? They're arresting me Why Don't You Know? (X2) Cause darlin' I would like you so much more if you loved me back Why Don't You Know? (X2)