[Verse 1]
Aww sh** Im always caught up in a scandal
Im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell
My dick is on the crap table Im ready to gamble
Gimme a blunt and all the p**y I can handle
Ayo Im getting mad b**hes like a trooper
And Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper
Pushing a phat B, b**hes wanna get with me
I get more p**y than a women's penitentiary
I drink lemons with bacardi
For b**hes wanna party
Make sure they gimme the punani
Yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin'
2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I f** with Toni Braxton
Whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him)
Uh huh
f**ing yo b**hes how to be up
b**hes know the drealy when my dick is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn)
I f**ed them and Im leavin
[Chorus]
It ain't a damn thing funny
Sex, d**, b**hes & money
Where my n***as at?
It ain't a damn thing funny
Sex, d**, b**hes & money
[Verse 2]
To ya'll b**hes who ain't making any sense
And talk that bullsh** like ain't nothing going on but the rent
And want a little more graditude
I pay the rent now get the f** out my house, that's my attitude
You better find another s**er
I don't give a f**
A b**h play herself and Ima buck her
Yea Im a foul motherf**er
And b**h I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston
I can't afford to pop sh**
My dick the size of one of Bob Marley's clips
Being a supertravel's never easy
I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me f**ing Weezy
Ya'll n***as better watch your girlies
Cause Ill be tag-teaming b**hes like Levern and Shirley
Ya'll motherf**ers know the rules
Now white b**hes on my dick like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude
[Chorus]
It ain't a damn thing funny
Sex, d**, b**hes & money
Where my b**hes at?
It ain't a damn thing funny
Sex, d**, b**hes & money
[Verse 3]
Last verse
A cartoon booty session
Im in a Lex spaceship
f**ing Judy Jetson
Im cool with Fred but Wilma give good head
It's hard to sleep with f**ing Dino sleeping in the bed
Betty Boop s** incredible
And Olive Oyle got a nag becasue her p**y smell terrible
f**ing a sea hag is something I can never do
No matter what she working with or she be bringing cheddar to
Snow White's a ho she burned my n***a Sleepy dwarf
And now the other six of them cats is beating all
And plus Yogi Bear hit her
f** that b**h!
Im live and uncensored
Word up
What, what