Mike Heron - Sex, Drugs, b**hes and Money lyrics

[Verse 1] Aww sh** Im always caught up in a scandal Im like Martin dumbing out on Tisha Campbell My dick is on the crap table Im ready to gamble Gimme a blunt and all the p**y I can handle Ayo Im getting mad b**hes like a trooper And Ill be swinging like Im hanging out with Mr. Cooper Pushing a phat B, b**hes wanna get with me I get more p**y than a women's penitentiary I drink lemons with bacardi For b**hes wanna party Make sure they gimme the punani Yo when I be with mamis we could be maxin' 2Pac and Janet Jackson so I guess I f** with Toni Braxton Whatup with Mega did you see him (yea I seen him) Uh huh f**ing yo b**hes how to be up b**hes know the drealy when my dick is in between them (yo whats the deal dunn) I f**ed them and Im leavin [Chorus] It ain't a damn thing funny Sex, d**, b**hes & money Where my n***as at? It ain't a damn thing funny Sex, d**, b**hes & money [Verse 2] To ya'll b**hes who ain't making any sense And talk that bullsh** like ain't nothing going on but the rent And want a little more graditude I pay the rent now get the f** out my house, that's my attitude You better find another s**er I don't give a f** A b**h play herself and Ima buck her Yea Im a foul motherf**er And b**h I ran more trains than a subway from Dunston I can't afford to pop sh** My dick the size of one of Bob Marley's clips Being a supertravel's never easy I even had a fight with Jorge (Weezy!!) because he caught me f**ing Weezy Ya'll n***as better watch your girlies Cause Ill be tag-teaming b**hes like Levern and Shirley Ya'll motherf**ers know the rules Now white b**hes on my dick like Im from Guns-n-Roses, dude [Chorus] It ain't a damn thing funny Sex, d**, b**hes & money Where my b**hes at? It ain't a damn thing funny Sex, d**, b**hes & money [Verse 3] Last verse A cartoon booty session Im in a Lex spaceship f**ing Judy Jetson Im cool with Fred but Wilma give good head It's hard to sleep with f**ing Dino sleeping in the bed Betty Boop s** incredible And Olive Oyle got a nag becasue her p**y smell terrible f**ing a sea hag is something I can never do No matter what she working with or she be bringing cheddar to Snow White's a ho she burned my n***a Sleepy dwarf And now the other six of them cats is beating all And plus Yogi Bear hit her f** that b**h! Im live and uncensored Word up What, what