[Hook]
You catch the back side of my hand because the front for masturbating
If I was a doctor I would never have no patients
Catch me playing Operation
Hands shaking like (AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH) {2x}
[Verse 1]
Scrub the scrubs, rub a dub, rent a rub and tug
I can get offensive, like magic with the run and fun
Walk up in your party break a vase and that sh** one of one
If she choke I give her mouth to mouth then give her nuts to tongue
Hypocritical my hippocratic oath
Told me don't get high before the surgery, I laughed and smoked
Told me he had cancer, had to pa** the dope
Paging doctor Christmas where you get the mega phone
Talking sh** with my n***as, feeling up on these nurses
Roy in the back with the big a** speakers
Wake the patient up cuz we turning up
Now the hospital burning up
Medical send them curtains up
Beat my dick in the bathroom to a Greys anatomy chat room
I give up, sh** too easy, being a doctor not for me
Go back to rapping back to sleep, I'm taking shots out that IV
Swear I never won a game of operation in my life
I operate around this sh** like I was Clooney with the knife
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Talking to your b**h, Dr. Dolittle
Used the jar of condoms up and I was sposed to give em
Selling the prescription pad a dollar for a strip
And had the head doctor do a pirouette she started stripping
Steal the bud up out the lab, have the vet give me a shot
Cuz I'm a mothaf**ing dog, dirty n***a y'all forgot?
Oh goddamn, I'll remind you, masturbate inside your finest china
Finer rhymers never been discovered, play Alzheimer's
Right up under nurses skirt like I done dropped my hat Fresh Prince
Doodle how I feel I drew a pair of tits, hint hint
Sponge bath got too cold my dick done started to shrink, therapist
I must be old and dirty cuz the sh** wasn't embarra**ing
Dr. Christmas, and patient Bob Hannukah
The most fun somebody ever had in a hospital
Is this art, I'm old and blind
Grab behinds, past my time, when I rhyme
[Hook]