Michael Christmas - Dr. Christmas, M.D. lyrics

[Hook] You catch the back side of my hand because the front for masturbating If I was a doctor I would never have no patients Catch me playing Operation Hands shaking like (AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH) {2x} [Verse 1] Scrub the scrubs, rub a dub, rent a rub and tug I can get offensive, like magic with the run and fun Walk up in your party break a vase and that sh** one of one If she choke I give her mouth to mouth then give her nuts to tongue Hypocritical my hippocratic oath Told me don't get high before the surgery, I laughed and smoked Told me he had cancer, had to pa** the dope Paging doctor Christmas where you get the mega phone Talking sh** with my n***as, feeling up on these nurses Roy in the back with the big a** speakers Wake the patient up cuz we turning up Now the hospital burning up Medical send them curtains up Beat my dick in the bathroom to a Greys anatomy chat room I give up, sh** too easy, being a doctor not for me Go back to rapping back to sleep, I'm taking shots out that IV Swear I never won a game of operation in my life I operate around this sh** like I was Clooney with the knife [Hook] [Verse 2] Talking to your b**h, Dr. Dolittle Used the jar of condoms up and I was sposed to give em Selling the prescription pad a dollar for a strip And had the head doctor do a pirouette she started stripping Steal the bud up out the lab, have the vet give me a shot Cuz I'm a mothaf**ing dog, dirty n***a y'all forgot? Oh goddamn, I'll remind you, masturbate inside your finest china Finer rhymers never been discovered, play Alzheimer's Right up under nurses skirt like I done dropped my hat Fresh Prince Doodle how I feel I drew a pair of tits, hint hint Sponge bath got too cold my dick done started to shrink, therapist I must be old and dirty cuz the sh** wasn't embarra**ing Dr. Christmas, and patient Bob Hannukah The most fun somebody ever had in a hospital Is this art, I'm old and blind Grab behinds, past my time, when I rhyme [Hook]