Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on Alan is a cowboy k**er Take up tai chi
Now your favorite pet has died
We had crazy f**ing times
Till her visa card expired But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on Alan is a cowboy k**er Wipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peace But you were such an ugly child
You were such an awkward child
When you were such a stupid child
We should've cottoned on That Alan is a cowboy k**er
That Alan is a cowboy k**er
That Alan is a cowboy k**er Alan is a cowboy k**er