McLusky - Alan Is Cowboy k**er lyrics

Pull up my pants Now the camera crew has gone In your statement to the police Tell them how you turned me on But you were such an ugly child You were such an awkward child When you were such a stupid child We should've cottoned on Alan is a cowboy k**er Take up tai chi Now your favorite pet has died We had crazy f**ing times Till her visa card expired But you were such an ugly child You were such an awkward child When you were such a stupid child We should've cottoned on Alan is a cowboy k**er Wipe up his mess Pay your fluffers by the yard How you're paying for your peace How you're paying for your peace But you were such an ugly child You were such an awkward child When you were such a stupid child We should've cottoned on That Alan is a cowboy k**er That Alan is a cowboy k**er That Alan is a cowboy k**er Alan is a cowboy k**er