No vision can grasp him
On the desktop,
Wearin' nothin' but flip-flops
Writin' code non-stop
Half-man, half-robot
Completely insane,
I refrain to move my stack-frame,
And unless you complain
that my style is gettin' lame
In which case I switch case
Like you crossed the face
With a new style just as vile
And morally reprehensible.
I'm invincible, and yet
surprisingly apprehensible.
Let me interject
since we get back to the subject
Computer Science gangsters put anger
on my subjects.
I know, I know,
can't rhyme "subject" with "subject"
But some now regret,
hope you don't object
Let me get back two pointers and references
with my references in CS I put in my 2 cents.
Where should I start?
Well, perhaps at the start.
public cla** LyricalMaster extends Master
Want me to rhyme faster?
Well, that would be a disaster!
You can find me in an automaton
I'm the unreachable state
I equate context-free grammars with food on my plate
If it doesn't make sense,
that's because it makes dollars.
It's all in the chorus,
pop your collars and holler:
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record,
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record,
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record
In this verse let's stick
to computer science terms.
No rapping about the diet of worms.
I wanna hear about
NP, NP-Hard, NP-Firm.
I wanna learn about
Bits, bytes and words.
Well, first you claim it's lame.
Your recurrence is absurd.
I didn't stutter b-b-brother;
You heard every word.
Speaking of words and bytes,
I'm shifting left and right.
My upper bound is tight.
I'm theoretically superior,
Jumping over you like Cobol,
Never get a cache miss,
But you'll want to segfault.
Oh, my god, k** the process.
Terminate the task.
Don't make me ask again my friend.
It's asinine.
Have you got the time? No.
Because your algorithm's whack.
Plus the Trojan attack.
'Cause you left the backdoor open.
And this is not in reference
To anything disgusting.
But as long as we're discussing,
Let me bring up something.
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record,
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record,
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record
BTW it's insane how crazy I get.
I may need Prozac
Before I agree to quit.
I've been known to get lyrical.
King of the kings.
So I'm known as imperial.
Computing in parallel
Is too slow, serial.
Keep my raps in trees.
Keep keys in the interior
Nodes, yo.
As long as you check on my flow.
I would prefer you know.
Well, well well.
What the hell
Am I rapping about?
No doubt it's like an algorithm
You can't figure out.
Well, let me see.
Why don't you let me be?
While I cuff you in ignominy
For your lyrical iguana pee,
No sir, you can't have
Another prawn canape.
This function is only for
Real Computer Science graphers.
With special guests [Bill Kieth]
Don Knuth and PaRappa.
I'm off the chain like Markov,
I gotta believe
Ready to spark off.
Drinking imported beers
With software engineers.
I'll end you with a semicolon
By cutting your a** in half.
I'm a digital vampire,
Going medieval on that a**.
With a blowtorch and pliers.
Does the heat make you perspire?
Whack coders should retire.
Look for Starkbucks "For Hire"s.
I'll hack into your system
And I'll edit your logs.
You're played out like Menudo,
Power Rangers and Pogs.
Dropping more beats than a vegetable garden.
[In a verse] got the flavor
That's crazy retarded.
I'm a soldier
As the limit goes to infinity.
I guess that's no limit,
So f** Master T.
All the bling that I need
Is the green LED
Telling me that my code is
Reading your HD.
And it's so tasty
As the cops chase me.
I'll use static variables
If [your hate] is stepping.
But the plastic actuals
Are my secret weapon.
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record,
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record,
Static variables declared without effort,
Plastic actuals are actions without record