MC Plus+ - Plastic Actuals lyrics

No vision can grasp him On the desktop, Wearin' nothin' but flip-flops Writin' code non-stop Half-man, half-robot Completely insane, I refrain to move my stack-frame, And unless you complain that my style is gettin' lame In which case I switch case Like you crossed the face With a new style just as vile And morally reprehensible. I'm invincible, and yet surprisingly apprehensible. Let me interject since we get back to the subject Computer Science gangsters put anger on my subjects. I know, I know, can't rhyme "subject" with "subject" But some now regret, hope you don't object Let me get back two pointers and references with my references in CS I put in my 2 cents. Where should I start? Well, perhaps at the start. public cla** LyricalMaster extends Master Want me to rhyme faster? Well, that would be a disaster! You can find me in an automaton I'm the unreachable state I equate context-free grammars with food on my plate If it doesn't make sense, that's because it makes dollars. It's all in the chorus, pop your collars and holler: Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record, Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record, Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record In this verse let's stick to computer science terms. No rapping about the diet of worms. I wanna hear about NP, NP-Hard, NP-Firm. I wanna learn about Bits, bytes and words. Well, first you claim it's lame. Your recurrence is absurd. I didn't stutter b-b-brother; You heard every word. Speaking of words and bytes, I'm shifting left and right. My upper bound is tight. I'm theoretically superior, Jumping over you like Cobol, Never get a cache miss, But you'll want to segfault. Oh, my god, k** the process. Terminate the task. Don't make me ask again my friend. It's asinine. Have you got the time? No. Because your algorithm's whack. Plus the Trojan attack. 'Cause you left the backdoor open. And this is not in reference To anything disgusting. But as long as we're discussing, Let me bring up something. Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record, Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record, Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record BTW it's insane how crazy I get. I may need Prozac Before I agree to quit. I've been known to get lyrical. King of the kings. So I'm known as imperial. Computing in parallel Is too slow, serial. Keep my raps in trees. Keep keys in the interior Nodes, yo. As long as you check on my flow. I would prefer you know. Well, well well. What the hell Am I rapping about? No doubt it's like an algorithm You can't figure out. Well, let me see. Why don't you let me be? While I cuff you in ignominy For your lyrical iguana pee, No sir, you can't have Another prawn canape. This function is only for Real Computer Science graphers. With special guests [Bill Kieth] Don Knuth and PaRappa. I'm off the chain like Markov, I gotta believe Ready to spark off. Drinking imported beers With software engineers. I'll end you with a semicolon By cutting your a** in half. I'm a digital vampire, Going medieval on that a**. With a blowtorch and pliers. Does the heat make you perspire? Whack coders should retire. Look for Starkbucks "For Hire"s. I'll hack into your system And I'll edit your logs. You're played out like Menudo, Power Rangers and Pogs. Dropping more beats than a vegetable garden. [In a verse] got the flavor That's crazy retarded. I'm a soldier As the limit goes to infinity. I guess that's no limit, So f** Master T. All the bling that I need Is the green LED Telling me that my code is Reading your HD. And it's so tasty As the cops chase me. I'll use static variables If [your hate] is stepping. But the plastic actuals Are my secret weapon. Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record, Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record, Static variables declared without effort, Plastic actuals are actions without record