I wanna give a shout out to a couple of coo cats
Kara Mallon!
Eman Sullivan!
Connor McG
and Brain Kochinsky!
Now, here is a story for the books,
it's a chronicle for the looks,
I walk into the year thinking I was up top
but was flat bottom
I didn't what to expect
Bombarded with stupid essays and tests
I gotta say I've been lazing
not getting something
got me full a blazing
It wasn't bad, I learned a lot this year
worth a cheer
What I learned in Physics: I am like Kinetic Energy
I can't be created
or destroyed
What I learned in APUSH: The first battle of the Civil War was Michael Run,
Because I am the Bull
Whole lot a text I get from reading
Math, there are numbers
the natural log of e, is
one
one, like I
when I'm finishing a race
burning the dance floor
burning CD's
Getting D's
Hoping for C's
Stay away from the E's
Why do sports when you got these PE's?
Bees, like that Quiz Bowl History Bee
Messed up my knees, like running in a track
getting attacked
Out of the blue, getting wet
from a water gun game bet
better a**ess those lights,
or you'll be going down with Stage Fright
Bite, like a kilobyte, that's a chunk from Computer Science
or should I say, byte?
Art, you gotta make something nice
put it in a cart
Lunch is the deliciouusis, giving you mi mama's secret recipe!
Or maybe you would like some Paulie G's Hot Special?
AP Lang goes out with a bang
I mean it got me thinking:
I went in the Woods;
gave a Modest Proposal,
a Hanging,
That Beloved act of pa**ion
a noose I had to fasten
because it's too late
The Though Police
yeah, no release
put me in a Birmingham Jail,
where they'll dehumanize me with no bail
The American Dream, I fail
As I CLAP my hands together, this applauding of this awful drama
I CLAP,
I keep CLAPping
and I see Lovecraft
a sly dog with a sad life but
eternal legacy the lives
in a body of the horror
horror that the man cannot comprehend
cannot apprehend
cannot command
he is a sad, dwindling speck
I say as I drop it
Back up y'all
I 'm bout to drop the truth,
like that Color From Space,
the fall of the human race
was there since it's existence
heck even before it was even existed
realize that they not matta
so new? Naw
is the same thing from the beginning
man was small since they started
years and years they wake up,
Hell, he might a farted
Make a big deal of it like the was never heard before
man was born insignificant to find they insignificant
“Guys, Guys! I just found out we's weak, we's weak! How repugnant!”
To which the Yithians reply:
Man, das redundant.
These cla**es are fun
These cla**es are boring
These cla**es are hard
However, it constitute the whole school
too much to make you drool
probably flow a river liquid exhaustion
will this bloody war end?
Like the D-Day invasion, this is our finest hour
or island hopping our way to victory
and Maybe someday one can lead to peace and Utopia
Like the emperor of Ethiopia
False thoughts got me seeing, Myopia
The Next year,
is coming near
i'm taking AP Marco
Ap german
Ap bio
Psych!
Ap psych
Ap lit
Ap gov
Ap what?
That's right
Ap Environmental
Science
More like you're mental
Silence
So Get back to cla**
I don't need to see your a** to pa**
It's cursing when you're talking about donkeys
I took a look at Fish
A birdie told me,
Oh look, whats this?:
like Les Mis,
It's a struggle
It's a War
There's nothing for the poor
the people
they voice out the song of resistance
here she is,
sing it to me!
Part 1, made some bucks,
Kate Bucholz said it's s**s
All I gotta say is,
pause, give me some bread
mmmmm, that's right
she's a poopy head
hey, don't get pissy
take a joke, sissy
also a joke
please don't poke
we're friends mane
don't try to stop me,
there's no chance to revoke
once you provoke the system that controls
I allow my followers to go
fly fly beyond
despite the hold
who could dare uphold?
I know you kids are gonna love this
A privilege from Papa Tang to lay you the stimulant
success success
Burn'em Burn'em, Like Bo Burham
I say I am a new man now
Rising up like: Wow
So much for flowing down the bottom?
looks like I won this war
Gottem
Now I have a song for you: The Floor and the Cla**room Door
I don't wanna be here
But I hate to leave here
You got me stuck, you see
The Floor and Cla**room door
I really miss you
Cause you can't leave my mind
You got me stuck, you see
The Floor and Cla**room door
I ought to erase you
But when I need you for a test
My destiny makes pulls me in
And I stay awake with no rest
I Should move on
But I I love to stay on
You got me stuck, you see
The Floor and Cla**room door