MC MiCool - Not in My Days lyrics

I wanna give a shout out to a couple of coo cats Kara Mallon! Eman Sullivan! Connor McG and Brain Kochinsky! Now, here is a story for the books, it's a chronicle for the looks, I walk into the year thinking I was up top but was flat bottom I didn't what to expect Bombarded with stupid essays and tests I gotta say I've been lazing not getting something got me full a blazing It wasn't bad, I learned a lot this year worth a cheer What I learned in Physics: I am like Kinetic Energy I can't be created or destroyed What I learned in APUSH: The first battle of the Civil War was Michael Run, Because I am the Bull Whole lot a text I get from reading Math, there are numbers the natural log of e, is one one, like I when I'm finishing a race burning the dance floor burning CD's Getting D's Hoping for C's Stay away from the E's Why do sports when you got these PE's? Bees, like that Quiz Bowl History Bee Messed up my knees, like running in a track getting attacked Out of the blue, getting wet from a water gun game bet better a**ess those lights, or you'll be going down with Stage Fright Bite, like a kilobyte, that's a chunk from Computer Science or should I say, byte? Art, you gotta make something nice put it in a cart Lunch is the deliciouusis, giving you mi mama's secret recipe! Or maybe you would like some Paulie G's Hot Special? AP Lang goes out with a bang I mean it got me thinking: I went in the Woods; gave a Modest Proposal, a Hanging, That Beloved act of pa**ion a noose I had to fasten because it's too late The Though Police yeah, no release put me in a Birmingham Jail, where they'll dehumanize me with no bail The American Dream, I fail As I CLAP my hands together, this applauding of this awful drama I CLAP, I keep CLAPping and I see Lovecraft a sly dog with a sad life but eternal legacy the lives in a body of the horror horror that the man cannot comprehend cannot apprehend cannot command he is a sad, dwindling speck I say as I drop it Back up y'all I 'm bout to drop the truth, like that Color From Space, the fall of the human race was there since it's existence heck even before it was even existed realize that they not matta so new? Naw is the same thing from the beginning man was small since they started years and years they wake up, Hell, he might a farted Make a big deal of it like the was never heard before man was born insignificant to find they insignificant “Guys, Guys! I just found out we's weak, we's weak! How repugnant!” To which the Yithians reply: Man, das redundant. These cla**es are fun These cla**es are boring These cla**es are hard However, it constitute the whole school too much to make you drool probably flow a river liquid exhaustion will this bloody war end? Like the D-Day invasion, this is our finest hour or island hopping our way to victory and Maybe someday one can lead to peace and Utopia Like the emperor of Ethiopia False thoughts got me seeing, Myopia The Next year, is coming near i'm taking AP Marco Ap german Ap bio Psych! Ap psych Ap lit Ap gov Ap what? That's right Ap Environmental Science More like you're mental Silence So Get back to cla** I don't need to see your a** to pa** It's cursing when you're talking about donkeys I took a look at Fish A birdie told me, Oh look, whats this?: like Les Mis, It's a struggle It's a War There's nothing for the poor the people they voice out the song of resistance here she is, sing it to me! Part 1, made some bucks, Kate Bucholz said it's s**s All I gotta say is, pause, give me some bread mmmmm, that's right she's a poopy head hey, don't get pissy take a joke, sissy also a joke please don't poke we're friends mane don't try to stop me, there's no chance to revoke once you provoke the system that controls I allow my followers to go fly fly beyond despite the hold who could dare uphold? I know you kids are gonna love this A privilege from Papa Tang to lay you the stimulant success success Burn'em Burn'em, Like Bo Burham I say I am a new man now Rising up like: Wow So much for flowing down the bottom? looks like I won this war Gottem Now I have a song for you: The Floor and the Cla**room Door I don't wanna be here But I hate to leave here You got me stuck, you see The Floor and Cla**room door I really miss you Cause you can't leave my mind You got me stuck, you see The Floor and Cla**room door I ought to erase you But when I need you for a test My destiny makes pulls me in And I stay awake with no rest I Should move on But I I love to stay on You got me stuck, you see The Floor and Cla**room door