I got the ba** for your face
Yes I can hold it down
These kids are such a disgrace
I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation
Voter Registration
Patches on my elbows
Match the colors of my cords
Feeling cheeky five feet weekly
I beseech thee let's be daring
No preparing no agendas
Let's go where the paper sends us
Open mic perhaps a slam
Don't care where, I need to jam
Grab your purse and clip-on earrings
Sorry I'm so commandeering
Air in tires and tank's got petrol
Acting weird cause I was let go
Say I'm boring like I'm dead
Say I lack a cutting edge
I will show them that I'm golden
Jam while jerks can kiss my colon
Nouveau guys won't stand a chance
Please park it Margaret I must dance
I got the ba** for your face
Yes I can hold it down
These kids are such a disgrace
I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation
Voter Registration
Patches on my elbows
Match the colors of my cords
Are you joking? It's too smoky
There's a cover, we should leave
Let's not panic, let's beat traffic
And get home in time for tea
Kids have access nostalgia waxes
Can't relax if I can't breathe
Let's just exit, we're not s**y
I feel fat and elderly
Let's play Scrabble, let's play Boggle
Discovery channel with Ted Koppel
Kids are awful, they're all moshing
So obnoxious sneezing, coughing
Spilling beer and breaking gla**es
They're no fun, these trust fund fascists
No more head tricks, we've got Netflix
Let's grow beehives and mustaches
I got the ba** for your face
Yes I can hold it down
These kids are such a disgrace
I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation
Voter Registration
Patches on my elbows
Match the colors of my cords
There is vomit on the toilet
And no soap I can dispense
Girl named Wendy grabbed my testes
Now I have no confidence
Can't believe it, I smell reefer
We might get a contact high
I feel loopy I see snoopies
I need pizza with these doobies
I feel mellow, legs are jello
Hold me up or I might nap
Someone dosed my Diet Coke
It's not a joke so please don't laugh
Freaky Friday might go my way
I feel like a different person
Now I'm tripping, ceiling's dripping
Wait a minute, no crowd surfing
I got the ba** for your face
I got the ba** for your face
I got the ba** for your face
I got the ba** for your face
Yes I can hold it down
I got the ba** for your face
Yes I can hold it down
These kids are such a disgrace
I need an older crowd
Mental stimulation
Voter Registration
Patches on my elbows
Match the colors of my cords
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