I got the ba** for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords Feeling cheeky five feet weekly I beseech thee let's be daring No preparing no agendas Let's go where the paper sends us Open mic perhaps a slam Don't care where, I need to jam Grab your purse and clip-on earrings Sorry I'm so commandeering Air in tires and tank's got petrol Acting weird cause I was let go Say I'm boring like I'm dead Say I lack a cutting edge I will show them that I'm golden Jam while jerks can kiss my colon Nouveau guys won't stand a chance Please park it Margaret I must dance I got the ba** for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords Are you joking? It's too smoky There's a cover, we should leave Let's not panic, let's beat traffic And get home in time for tea Kids have access nostalgia waxes Can't relax if I can't breathe Let's just exit, we're not s**y I feel fat and elderly Let's play Scrabble, let's play Boggle Discovery channel with Ted Koppel Kids are awful, they're all moshing So obnoxious sneezing, coughing Spilling beer and breaking gla**es They're no fun, these trust fund fascists No more head tricks, we've got Netflix Let's grow beehives and mustaches I got the ba** for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords There is vomit on the toilet And no soap I can dispense Girl named Wendy grabbed my testes Now I have no confidence Can't believe it, I smell reefer We might get a contact high I feel loopy I see snoopies I need pizza with these doobies I feel mellow, legs are jello Hold me up or I might nap Someone dosed my Diet Coke It's not a joke so please don't laugh Freaky Friday might go my way I feel like a different person Now I'm tripping, ceiling's dripping Wait a minute, no crowd surfing I got the ba** for your face I got the ba** for your face I got the ba** for your face I got the ba** for your face Yes I can hold it down I got the ba** for your face Yes I can hold it down These kids are such a disgrace I need an older crowd Mental stimulation Voter Registration Patches on my elbows Match the colors of my cords x2