[Intro: MC Big T]
It's only a game, why you have to be mad, my friend?
[Verse 1: MC Big T]
Yeah, this mixtape is gonna be fire
If you say no; then f** you, liar
Let's start off with a bang
Think I can't freestyle? Well I can
Listen here Cam, you're a n***a
Yeah, f** sh**, my dick is getting bigger
You're talking to Harriet all day long
When you come out, yeah, you don't want to hit the bong
You say you don't want to smoke
Because really you're some Stormzy type bloke
So, let's stop roasting the black
[Verse 2: MC Big T]
Ronnie don't worry I'm coming at you with a big attack
Okay, Ronnie, you're pretty fat
When I wanna walk to Lidl you just say 'bun that'
You don't want to go anywhere when you're not stoned
Probably because your sisters getting boned
Either by me, or Rob
Yeah, your sisters vagina probably looks like corn on the cob
[Verse 3: MC Big T]
Joseph don't worry I'm coming for you
You told me 'tick me one and I'll give you two'
Still waiting for that two quid, pikey
Probably won't get it, yeah, that's likey
Remembers when we stayed round yours?
Left early so you wouldn't have to do chores
Joking, you're the big daddy there
[Verse 4: MC Big T]
Paulie when the f** are you gonna cut your hair?
Filthy immigrants stealing our jobs
Ginger b**h at school s**ed someone off for a packet of hob knobs
Might've been for McDonald's, I don't know
Damn she better put on a pretty good show
[Verse 5: MC Big T]
Andrew, you're not safe mate
Have you ever wondered why your sisters home late?
Bet you haven't, you know she's with me
Early in the morning giving her the diggedy-dee