MC Big T - GiffGaffGang Roast lyrics

[Intro: MC Big T] It's only a game, why you have to be mad, my friend? [Verse 1: MC Big T] Yeah, this mixtape is gonna be fire If you say no; then f** you, liar Let's start off with a bang Think I can't freestyle? Well I can Listen here Cam, you're a n***a Yeah, f** sh**, my dick is getting bigger You're talking to Harriet all day long When you come out, yeah, you don't want to hit the bong You say you don't want to smoke Because really you're some Stormzy type bloke So, let's stop roasting the black [Verse 2: MC Big T] Ronnie don't worry I'm coming at you with a big attack Okay, Ronnie, you're pretty fat When I wanna walk to Lidl you just say 'bun that' You don't want to go anywhere when you're not stoned Probably because your sisters getting boned Either by me, or Rob Yeah, your sisters vagina probably looks like corn on the cob [Verse 3: MC Big T] Joseph don't worry I'm coming for you You told me 'tick me one and I'll give you two' Still waiting for that two quid, pikey Probably won't get it, yeah, that's likey Remembers when we stayed round yours? Left early so you wouldn't have to do chores Joking, you're the big daddy there [Verse 4: MC Big T] Paulie when the f** are you gonna cut your hair? Filthy immigrants stealing our jobs Ginger b**h at school s**ed someone off for a packet of hob knobs Might've been for McDonald's, I don't know Damn she better put on a pretty good show [Verse 5: MC Big T] Andrew, you're not safe mate Have you ever wondered why your sisters home late? Bet you haven't, you know she's with me Early in the morning giving her the diggedy-dee