Lyrics in [ ] are sung by the chorus. WarioWare version: [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?]
You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am--
[ASH-LEY!
She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.]
You might be the ingredient I seek. [Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor]
You should be afraid of the great--
[ASH-LEY!
She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair]
Who has time for girly things like that? Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no! Not again... [She can rule the world and still finish all her homework]
Everyone knows I'm the greatest--
[ASH-LEY!
You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you]
I turned my teacher into a spoon I'm a slave to my spellbook, and yes it's true,
I don't have as many friends as you
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends
And if you say "no", you're toast! [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?]
You'd better learn my name 'cause I am--
[ASH-LEY!
Just remember this when you see her on the street.]
I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet. Smash Bros version: [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?]
You'd better know my NAME, 'cause it's-
{Ashley!}
[She knows the darkest spells, and she brews the meanest potions.]
You might be the ingredient I seek... [Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.]
You'd better be aFRIAD of the great—
{Ashley!}
[She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.]
Who has time for girly things like that? Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you.
Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit.
Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.* [She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.]
Everyone knows that I'm the greatest:
{Ash-ley!}
[You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.]
I turned my teacher into a spoon. I'm a slave to my spells, and yes it's true...
I don't have as many friends as you...
But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends...
...
And if you say no, you're TOAST! [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?]
You'd better know my NAME, 'cause It's—
{Ash-ley!}
[Just remember this when you see her on a street:]
I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet.
I'm the coolest girl you'll EVER meet!