Masanobu Matsunaga - Ashley's Song lyrics

Lyrics in [ ] are sung by the chorus. WarioWare version: [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am-- [ASH-LEY! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.] You might be the ingredient I seek. [Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor] You should be afraid of the great-- [ASH-LEY! She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair] Who has time for girly things like that? Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. Grandma's wig, this will make you big. Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit. Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no! Not again... [She can rule the world and still finish all her homework] Everyone knows I'm the greatest-- [ASH-LEY! You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you] I turned my teacher into a spoon I'm a slave to my spellbook, and yes it's true, I don't have as many friends as you But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends And if you say "no", you're toast! [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] You'd better learn my name 'cause I am-- [ASH-LEY! Just remember this when you see her on the street.] I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet. Smash Bros version: [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] You'd better know my NAME, 'cause it's- {Ashley!} [She knows the darkest spells, and she brews the meanest potions.] You might be the ingredient I seek... [Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.] You'd better be aFRIAD of the great— {Ashley!} [She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.] Who has time for girly things like that? Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. Grandma's wig, this will make you big. Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit. Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.* [She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.] Everyone knows that I'm the greatest: {Ash-ley!} [You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.] I turned my teacher into a spoon. I'm a slave to my spells, and yes it's true... I don't have as many friends as you... But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends... ... And if you say no, you're TOAST! [Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] You'd better know my NAME, 'cause It's— {Ash-ley!} [Just remember this when you see her on a street:] I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet. I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet. I'm the coolest girl you'll EVER meet!