Who stole the great Hope Diamond?
What k**ed the Dinosaurs?
Who makes the finest pizza?
What's in your brother's dresser drawers?
Mysteries of life
Screaming to be solved
Here we stand in our trenchcoats
Dying to get involved
Chorus:
We're super-duper snoopers
First cla** private eyes
Figure outers, clearer uppers
Mistresses of disguise
We've got the know how
We've got the knack
Now all we need's a case to crack
We're two super-duper snoopers
Give us a mystery
What is the Loch Ness Monster?
Why is the cherry on top?
Where is Amelia Earhart?
Who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop?
Are tomatoes a veggie or a fruit?
What is in that Barney suit?
To find out why or how, call who?
Us! When? Now!
Chorus
Give us a thing that makes no sense, look at us gather evidence
A fingerprint, a ball of lint
The slight aroma of peppermint
A film of soap, a trand of rope
Throw it beneath our microscope
Let's see...What can it be? Suddenly...
Aha!
Chorus
We've go the gear and everything
Now if the phone would only ring
We're two super-duper snoopers
Give us a mystery! (Whoa!)
Give us a mystery! (Oh yeah!)
Give us a mystery!
We need a mystery!