Who stole the great Hope Diamond? What k**ed the Dinosaurs? Who makes the finest pizza? What's in your brother's dresser drawers? Mysteries of life Screaming to be solved Here we stand in our trenchcoats Dying to get involved Chorus: We're super-duper snoopers First cla** private eyes Figure outers, clearer uppers Mistresses of disguise We've got the know how We've got the knack Now all we need's a case to crack We're two super-duper snoopers Give us a mystery What is the Loch Ness Monster? Why is the cherry on top? Where is Amelia Earhart? Who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop? Are tomatoes a veggie or a fruit? What is in that Barney suit? To find out why or how, call who? Us! When? Now! Chorus Give us a thing that makes no sense, look at us gather evidence A fingerprint, a ball of lint The slight aroma of peppermint A film of soap, a trand of rope Throw it beneath our microscope Let's see...What can it be? Suddenly... Aha! Chorus We've go the gear and everything Now if the phone would only ring We're two super-duper snoopers Give us a mystery! (Whoa!) Give us a mystery! (Oh yeah!) Give us a mystery! We need a mystery!