I'm watchin' Sis
Go pitterpat
Said, "I can do that
I can do that."
Knew ev'ry step
Right off the bat
Said, "I can do that
I can do that."
One morning Sis won't go to dance cla**
I grabbed her shoes and tights and all
But my foot's too small, so
I stuffed her shoes
With extra socks
Run seven blocks
In nothin' flat
Hell, I can do that
I can do that!
I got to cla**
And had it made
And so I stayed
The rest of my life
All thanks to Sis
(Now married and fat)
I can do this
That I can do
I can do that