I'm watchin' Sis Go pitterpat Said, "I can do that I can do that." Knew ev'ry step Right off the bat Said, "I can do that I can do that." One morning Sis won't go to dance cla** I grabbed her shoes and tights and all But my foot's too small, so I stuffed her shoes With extra socks Run seven blocks In nothin' flat Hell, I can do that I can do that! I got to cla** And had it made And so I stayed The rest of my life All thanks to Sis (Now married and fat) I can do this That I can do I can do that