Val:
...But after a while I caught on...I mean, I saw what they were hiring! I also swiped my dance card once after an audition, and on a scale of one to ten, they gave me for dance: Ten, for looks: Three! Why?
Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
And I'm still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!
"Dance: Ten, Looks: Three"
Is like to die!
Left the theatre and
Called the doctor
For my appointment to buy
Tits and a**
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it
All that goes with it
Tits and a**!
Had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting Nash'nal tours!
Tits and a** won't get you jobs
Unless they're yours!
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my s** life either!
Flat and sa**y
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it, kid! That ain't it, kid!
Fix the cha**is
"How do you do!"
Life turned into an
Endless medley of
"Gee, it had to be you."
Why?
Tits and a**!
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey
Top to bottom, hey!
It's a gas!
Just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and your fine!
Tits and a** can change your life
They sure changed mine!
spoken: You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you?
Sheila:(spoken)
They aren't that big.
Val: (spoken) I heard that, you b**h. I didn't want 'em like yours. I wanted them in proportion.
Sheila: (spoken) Well, you got what you paid for.
Connie: (spoken) I wouldn't mind having just one of yours.
Val: (spoken) Well go out and buy 'em
Have it all done!
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c'mon
See the wizard on
Park and Seventy-Third
For
Tits and a**
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is what cha see. Keep the best of you
Do all the rest of you
Pits or cla**
I have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tits and a**
Yes, tits and a**
Have changed my
Life!