[Verse 1]
School is a scam
College is fake
Your job is a joke
My brain's an egg
The cake's a lie
Here eyes a mess
And all my plans
Are just a guess
Now I never want to see another movie again
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'
We all forget why we feel
And we all earn what we steal
But when you laugh in my face
It's cuz you think this is real
Now I never want to see another movie again
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'
Nothing prepares you for adulthood
I want to be a limousine machine
I'm always living in a suitcase
My fingernails laugh at me
So please rely on my words
While I make love to myself
Then put this whole thing away
Just like a book on your shelf
Now I never want to see another movie again
Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'