[Verse 1] School is a scam College is fake Your job is a joke My brain's an egg The cake's a lie Here eyes a mess And all my plans Are just a guess Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin' We all forget why we feel And we all earn what we steal But when you laugh in my face It's cuz you think this is real Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin' Nothing prepares you for adulthood I want to be a limousine machine I'm always living in a suitcase My fingernails laugh at me So please rely on my words While I make love to myself Then put this whole thing away Just like a book on your shelf Now I never want to see another movie again Uh oh, I never even saw him comin'