[Spoken]
Hello, everybody! Um, this is Marina
I just learned to play three chords on my new, um, baby pink ukulele
I play like a child. Don't care, cause it's helped me write a wonderful song, um, called p**n Does Good
It's about people never admitting to, um, watching p**n
Girls and boys. Maybe some of you haven't. Maybe some of you have!
So, whether you have or haven't, um, I reckon you should learn this song and walk down the street and sing it out loud with pride
Um, uh, (laughs)
And, um, yeah. I would love if you did that
And I would even love it if you video'd it and sent it to me. (laughs)
Because I don't think anyone would actually do that
[Verse 1]
I'd rather go home
And watch p**nography alone
I've got a big collection
A really huge selection
And if I'm really desperate
I'll call my ex up and have s** on the phone
It beats orgasming alone
[Chorus]
p**n is good for the soul
But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole
Unless you own a good dil*o
But then I bet you think I'm a who*e, oh oh oh
[Verse 2]
Sex is a drug
So throw me a bone
It's so innocent
That's why I always go home alone
Cause I'm feeling ashamed
That I feel like a boy
Oh, women are meant to act coy
That's why we've bought all these toys
[Chorus 2]
p**n is good for the soul
But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole
Unless you own a good dil*o
But then you'll all think I'm a who*e, oh oh oh
[Outro]
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care, care