Marina And The Diamonds - p**n Is Good for the Soul lyrics

[Spoken] Hello, everybody! Um, this is Marina I just learned to play three chords on my new, um, baby pink ukulele I play like a child. Don't care, cause it's helped me write a wonderful song, um, called p**n Does Good It's about people never admitting to, um, watching p**n Girls and boys. Maybe some of you haven't. Maybe some of you have! So, whether you have or haven't, um, I reckon you should learn this song and walk down the street and sing it out loud with pride Um, uh, (laughs) And, um, yeah. I would love if you did that And I would even love it if you video'd it and sent it to me. (laughs) Because I don't think anyone would actually do that [Verse 1] I'd rather go home And watch p**nography alone I've got a big collection A really huge selection And if I'm really desperate I'll call my ex up and have s** on the phone It beats orgasming alone [Chorus] p**n is good for the soul But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole Unless you own a good dil*o But then I bet you think I'm a who*e, oh oh oh [Verse 2] Sex is a drug So throw me a bone It's so innocent That's why I always go home alone Cause I'm feeling ashamed That I feel like a boy Oh, women are meant to act coy That's why we've bought all these toys [Chorus 2] p**n is good for the soul But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole Unless you own a good dil*o But then you'll all think I'm a who*e, oh oh oh [Outro] I don't care I don't care I don't care, care