Pissing down with rain on a Tuesday night
I stood and watched my team play like a bag of sh*te
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
The goaly is a twit, the stiker is a twat
The referee's a git and he's blinder than a bat
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
So what!? You scored? Well shut your fu*king gobs!
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
You might have won, but we've got bigger co*ks
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
Piss your pants! That deserves a booking!
sh*t your bags! He played the ba*tard ball!
fu*king hell! Thesе pies need cooking!
Coffee's sh*t and the bovril's cold
Get stuck in! You'rе playing like a weed!
We're free to be concentrating on the league
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
He's booked! Thank fu*k! Let's bring on the sub
He's got five minutes, then I'm going down the pub
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Up your arse! A mile outside the box!
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
You might have won, but we've got bigger co*ks!
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
Piss your pants! That's a ba*tard corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee
fu*k off home it was a crap performance
And we should have had a penalty
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
So what!? You scored? Well shut your fu*king gobs!
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
You might have won, but we've got massive co*ks
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
(Buy us ten pints, and we don't care)
Piss your pants! That's a ba*tard corner!
Chuck this pasty at the referee
fu*k off home it was a crap performance
And we should have had a penalty